Dear Diary,
Can you really get the best of both worlds? I have been wondering for years how Hannah Montana was able to keep up good grades while also being a pop star. Like I’m all for time management, but homegirl legit got into Stanford. Well, I guess ‘international pop star’ does look pretty good on a resume. AHhh, do you think she was part of the college admissions scandal?!?! You know what, I’m taking that back. I don’t even want to think about it. She probably just wrote the admissions office an album as part of her application. That would convince me to let her in. She could have also promised them that she would star in all of their promotional videos. A Stanford x Hannah Collab would probably do as well. Can I get a Hannah Montana collab?
love, your fairy godmother
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